Sh*t you really don’t need to know about me, but I am going to tell you anyway….

@Me_Lizzie suggested i make a list about me. So here it is 🙂

1. I went skydiving on my 21^st birthday.
2. If I had no hands I would be just fine using my feet.
3. I was born doing the splits. No really, I was. My foot came out with my head. I can still do the splits today.
4. I will cut you if you go anywhere near my bellybutton.
5. I despise socks.
6. Dryer lint gives me the heebie-jeebies.
7. When I was 3 I fed all of my mother’s birth control pills to the dog. My brother and I are 4 years apart. Coincidence?
8. I love to hula-hoop and have done it with the hoop set on fire.
9. I always have on nail polish.
10. I am addicted to Hot Cheetos.
11. I prefer to be the big spoon.
12. I will someday write a children’s book.
13. I am obsessed with the Twilight series and have read all of the books.
14. I have done a naked cartwheel.
15. I ❤ Wu-Tang.
16. I listen to books on tape every day.
17. I get really shy around new people.
18. I am bossy.
19. I like to knit and love arts and crafts.
20. I am a horrible dancer and don’t care. I will bend everyone over at some point.
21. I like punching Kacy in the butt.
22. I have accepted rides from strangers.
23. I have peed on my friends couch.
24. I love math.
25. I love weird people.
26. I have caught my hair on fire.
27. I can sing my alphabet backwards.
28. My wife still makes me melt regularly.
29. I prefer odd numbers.